NASCAR FAN-actics

Oh yes, we saw our fair share of crazy people. This lady was an Elliot Sadler fan. Elliot drives the Stanley tools car. Or maybe you could tell that by her fingernails? I should have taken a picture of her outfit. It was a black racing jacket covered in sponsor logos, rhinestones, Sadler across the back shoulders football-style which Elliot had signed with his name and "Great jacket!" I wonder if he was being sarcastic? Black pants with rhinestones down the sides, bright yellow cuffs and flames that licked up her calves. It made me want to ask "Are you his mother?"



This dude and his wife were from Nebraska. We met them in line for our ride-around. He told us how he was messing around in his shop one day and had fashioned these things that made it look like he had drilled through his cheeks to scare his wife. Charming fellow.



I'm thinking this guy ought to get sent back to prison for this outfit. Super-tight jeans tucked into biker boots! Yikes!



We'll cut Greg some slack because he didn't actually own this checkered-flag thong, but it was funny to see him try it on. Not sure which person in the NAPA camp had purchased it as a souvenier. I'm probably better off not knowing.



Laurie thought she was Tony Stewart's biggest fan until we saw this guy. Love the tail fin sticking out of the fake-hair visor!