The kitchen cabinets are really, really nice. Too nice to have been used for 11 years. Maybe they didn't put anything inside them. Not a scratch to be seen. And the island, though slightly off-center, is not attached to the floor! Hip check from Mark...problem solved! Was the kitchen recently remodeled?
In the master bathroom "toilet dungeon" (as my friend calls it), there are at least 100 thumbtack holes on both walls. From eye level to thigh level if you catch my drift. Weird. Was this his alternate office space? What was hanging on the walls? Morning salutations? Daily scriptures? Family photos? In hindsight, I should have checked BEHIND door #1 when I took this photo! What is that? A map?
The garage was an episode of Hoarders waiting to happen. Multiple kinds of shelving, random nails and screws all over the walls and ceiling. Kind of like the toilet dungeon walls on a larger scale. He must have thought "I think I'll hang this (insert: shelf, Packers towel, yardstick, clock, bamboo curtain) right here" all over the place. BAM!
They did leave us a wall-mounted boxing speed bag with two pairs of gloves. Hmmmm. That could be entertaining.
At one point, their daughter lived in the long room upstairs. Behind her closet door was this lovely graffiti homage to Candice.
She also had a little nook behind a 3" x 3" ft. storage panel. It was painted blood red; had pictures of romance scenes on the wall; and had bean bags, pillows (including a playboy bunny) and a coconut bra lying on the floor. Feel free to draw your own conclusion. Eeew.
By no means am I unhappy with this house. I find its quirks entertaining. Like it's a new person we are getting to know as the stories unfold. We have met some neighbors. Coincidentally, both of them have four kids each too. Much older than our four, but it's rare to meet people with four these days.
At Cub Scouts a few weeks ago, I met a dad that just moved here from Plymouth, Minnesota. Turns out he and his wife have four kids (under 10) and they will be moving in a couple blocks from us. Ethan and their son, Cameron, will be in the same Scout Den. We've had them over twice already and hope it turns into a nice friendship for all of us.













